Kenya’s Most Promiscous Tribe

June 12, 2009 at 7:02 am | Posted in life | 4 Comments

i swear i didn’t make this up.

Yesterday, to escape the budget saturation trapped in the ‘four corners of ‘my’ T.V screen, i flipped through the channels in the hope of something different.  For a second, i thought about passing over Jeff not-of-K street with his usual exaggerated swagger that bores me to death as he blubbered on about this statistics…and i was simply hooked, pen and paper in hand to scribble some handy details that came about!

Well, K24 claimed the stats were collected over a period of two years (consider reversing this sentence) by a certain Nairobi company going by the name C.S.I. -Crime Scene Investigators…and i wasn’t really interested in the disclaimers et al…rather the data…and here are the tii bits i managed to scribble.

Upper-Upper Class

Kikuyu

Av (permanent) No of wives: 1

Av. Number f children: 5

A.v No. of Mistresses: 5

Now-and-then mistresses: 10

Luhya

Av (permanent) No of wives: 3

Av. Number f children (each wife): 7

A.v No. of Mistresses: 3

Luo

Av (permanent) No of wives: 2

Av. Number f children (each wife): 5

A.v No. of Mistresses: 2

Now-and-then mistresses: 5

Kenyan Caucasian

Av (permanent) No of wives: 1

Av. Number f children (each wife): 2

A.v No. of Mistresses: 1

Kalenjin

Av (permanent) No of wives: 1

Av. Number f children (each wife): 4

A.v No. of Mistresses: 2

Lower– upper Class

Kikuyu

Av (permanent) No of wives: 1

Av. Number f children (each wife): 3

Steady  Mistresses: 3

Short term mistresses: 15

Luhya

Av (permanent) No of wives: 1

Av. Number f children (each wife): 3

Steady  Mistresses: 2

Short term mistresses: 7

Luo

Missed this upper part but got the mistress:

Short term mistresses:  15 -20

Kalenjin

Av (permanent) No of wives: 1

Av. Number f children (each wife): 4

Steady  Mistresses: 2

Phew! Cumbersome as its, you may draw a picture from the messy stats. I believe there could be some truth in them…and whatever the new budget offers, there is bound to be some changes, right?

Feel free to share your sentiments!

-boyfulani!

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  1. guess no. of mistresses makes all the difference…off to get the other 19 for short term maybe just for today

    sure thing.makes sure budget itatosha

  2. No comment, but these statistics have amused me to no end!

    he he he..me too, though they look a bit ‘complicated’

    And how “creative” is that company calling themselves CSI wooooah!! LOL!! I should have whoever named that company name my baby. I’m sure they’d avoid all the cliches like John and Mary (No offense) LOL!!!

    Really?…maybe you should also enlist me, am good in minting names, *wink* *wink*

  3. UNAONEA WAKIKUYU!!! FUNNY THOUGH

    http://kenyantykoon.wordpress.com/

  4. Seems like people are giving birth at a very high rate..and here I thought birth rate had reduced to like 3 kids per woman.


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