smoking-not-bhang trilema

February 23, 2009 at 10:15 pm | Posted in life | 9 Comments

She found me smoking and peeing by the hedge.
So, I was holding two rods at the same time; one with wisps of smoke and the other jetting out a stream of hot, fresh, healthy, yellow urine.
Man, stupefied as I was, the hot rods kept on with their respective designate assignments.
And need I waste words on the look that registered on her face?
Before she could I-thought-you-were-an-environment-caring-Christian-save-your-Colgate-stop-smoking me, I let out an excuse-me-miss-give-me-some-few-seconds-or-just-help-me-with-one groan.
But she just stood there!
What could you have done?

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  1. For some reason I have cracked up…highness is not good

  2. LOL

  3. Oh my! Hehehe….You crazy! πŸ˜€

  4. deadly. too deadly for words. which one would you rather she helped you with?

  5. You should have handed one over as you were asking… she’d have had no choice but to take it or run.

  6. like kk said you had to hand over the rod that you weren’t smoking from

  7. @Val…but how else can you see some things like this?lol
    guess i should pass this kyushu on your side πŸ˜€
    @Tandra πŸ˜€
    @Nzembi…but they kataad my vibe @ Mathare?
    @31337: I would rather she blew the Kyushu..then went down..lol.
    @KK….sure thing man, but the dumb blonde just stared!
    @3N….hehe..why do u insist on the smokeless rod? i also prefer that…it wouldn’t make her eyes teary!

  8. umeshinda….LMAO

    if she jus stood there watching u she must have been proud of one of the ROD ,,,,

    hands down hahaha…may she take her pick!

  9. The steaming one or the smoking one? Pick one. I would have implored. Offcourse knowing she loves no smoky stuff.

    so what do you think she likes?
    the less smoky, sweaty one?
    lol


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