hagaRIDDIM

April 14, 2008 at 7:01 am | Posted in life | 5 Comments
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manze, this weekend was fyyyyyyyyyam!

first am disappointed in the cabinet i MEAN, 94 (thieves)!..hehe, and they expect the Ali Baba’s charm to work on us poor taxpayers by just saying ” open sesame!”

SURE, the rich are getting richer…us pple down there are simply getting more: children

this is daylight robbery plus mbuyu missed out on a post, arrrrghhhhhh……..

sunday memoires…

today there is a preacher from US of Ass. an old buddy of our passie and yes, this could be reason for me to lift my eylids kidogo and have a glimpse of him. finally! there is change today and my hope are raised only to be thoroughly and mercilessly thwarted!

i mean, the only thing he said that was audible was…: harreruyaH! after every sentence.

” you know the roads there are better than here, hareruyah!”

hi message was about ‘jelusalem’. the new jelusalem/ jerusamu jeru!

: heaven is liew  ***times ten***

heaven is real…that was his message, haha and why do pastors come so empty after visiting the land of the so called plenty? am not judgemental but i noted the spirited effort to fill the void. he was clearly hollow and of course and always only the pastor is enthusiastic about such messages.

being a pastor is hard, i observed. the guy says totally nothing and its your unwritten duty to nod head till it looks like it may fall off, clap hard and yes grin like its the greatest message you’ve ever hard.

after church, which is usually a hibernation period for me, i head to JB corner and there i meet one K Swiss.

just on friday, i was going through the collection of Mashiftas album from the ever-relevant song ‘system ya majamabazi’ to ‘pesa siasa pombe na wanawake and the future of the group really looked bright…

whatever happened to their dreams coz even with his works premeiring on ‘kwani 04’ the creative lyricisits is still in the hood hussling for mbao ya jaba/ for mababi ka maua, inteli-sthg, twenty bob for ketepa-leaves of the khat plant.

all i could pose to Africa: why do we kill our SUN? maybe this is why we are a dark continent, forever banishing out intelligensia and brightest sons to oblivion…

meanwhile, this morning in the bus, i got a story to tell. uhm, not exactly a fly chick that i never noticed before…btw, hii route yetu imekauka masupuu mbaya..wajua haishikaji bila wasupa, eh?

i mean, how do you dimiss a chick on the basis of what she has carried huko nyuma?

i always believe that a woman is ass and ass is woman and this just got confirmed. the conversation went like..

bus comes to halt and this brownie scrawny chikita enters…

boy1 to boy2: haiya, niaje, story za huku ziliendaje?

boy2 to boy1: aah, jo, ako poa lakini hana…ee ( makes a curved hand to represent…the shape.. then turns to me: si shore lazima akuwe nazo, ama?

boyfulani: ni hivo lakini you know haga is made besides being acquired?

boy2 to all: eeh ni hivo lakini unajua lazima akuwa na zile basics haha..

this riddim will last with me for the rest of the day, don’t i love ass?

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  1. hapo napo ni ukweli, haga husaidiwa kutengenezeka, lakini jo enyewe basics ni muhimu…LOL!

    na kuna vile ali baba or not, them 40 plus thieves will ‘open sesame’ our wallets.

  2. Si u know that uzuri wa nyumba unajulikana kwa choo. Kama choo hakuna basi nyumb ahaikaliki. (These are not my original thoughts.)

  3. where are the photographic samples?

  4. nice…!

  5. repeat this after me

    1. i voted 200 thieves….i have no right to complain
    2. i did not put any effort on behalf of the pastor….maybe i need to ask for the pulpit kidogo i try saying something sensible
    3. 1 ¶ “I made a solemn pact with myself never to undress a girl with my eyes. Job 31:1

    but the heart is willing and mine eyes want to hear nothing of that!


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